Sunday, April 24, 2005

My Dinky Pinky

I remember now that I have a small scar on my right pinky finger. I suffered this atrocity in 1973 at the hands of a less-than-sturdy drinking glass that I was washing. It simply broke as I was running the sponge around the inside and made about an inch gash in my finger. I tried to band-aid it but the band-aid didn't suffice so I went for stitches.

Being a poor musician I had to go to the hospital as a charity case. They sewed up my finger and we promptly snuck out of the hospital without paying.

A few days later I removed the stitches myself. It wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The day a black man cut me...

In 1978 I was in South Dallas when this black man got me down and sliced open my chest from my sternum to just under my armpit.

Why on Earth would anyone want to do that to another human being?

Well, I'll tell you why. It was to save my life.

Days earlier I woke up gasping for air. I couldn't breath. I had never felt congestion like that before. I didn't feel feverish or achy. I didn't have a sore throat or a cough but I couldn't breath unless I laid on my left side. I was fine when I went to bed but I awoke not knowing what in the hell was going on. I went to work at my job as a "quick turn expediter" for Mostek Corporation as usual but immediately went to my supervisor and told him I needed to see the nurse to see if she had any idea why I couldn't get any air.

She checked my lungs with a stethoscope and of course detected the congestion and suggested that I go to the emergency room immediately.

I didn't.

Instead I went home and went back to bed thinking it might clear itself up.

It didn't.

So I went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital to me, namely Charlton Methodist in Duncanville, TX just over the line from Dallas.

I walked in and went through all the usual bullshit of filling out forms and producing insurance info all the while gasping for air. When they finally figured out I had a good job and enough insurance they took me into X-Ray.

I few minutes later a doctor came into the little room I was waiting in and told me I had a collapsed lung and I needed immediate emergency surgery.

A Collapsed lung? How in the hell did that happen. I was asleep for christ sake.

When they said immediate they weren't kidding. Without removing me from the room the gave me a shot of something and a local anesthetic and proceeded to shove a plastic tube in to a hole they made in my upper chest. I was awake the whole time but groggy. They hooked the tube up to a vacuum pump and turned it on. A great wave of relief came to me when all of a sudden a could breath again.

They had found there was air between my lung and my chest wall and they merely pumped it out which allowed my lung to reinflate.

But why did it collapse in the first place? I didn't know exactly but we did know there was a hole in my lung! A hole!

I stayed in the hospital a couple of days with this tube sticking out of my chest. The idea was to keep the lung inflated so that the hole might heal itself.

It didn't.

One afternoon I again felt congested so I rang for the nurse. Less than a minute later a doctor and nurse showed up and began manipulating the tube. It worked and my lung again reinflated and I could breathe normally.

The next day it happened again and they successfully reestablished airflow. However, it was decided that it needed a more permanent solution and the decision was made for surgery.

Since I was breathing ok for the moment there was no rush to get me in to the operating room. Besides they had to select a surgeon for the procedure.

The next day a doctor came in and informed me of the surgery and then asked a most peculiar question. He asked me how I felt about a black man performing the surgery. I was a little taken aback by the question but I guess they wanted to know so I asked them "Well, is he good?". They said "He's the best" so I said "Then what's the problem?".

Later that evening a very statuesque gentleman walked in looking like Paul Robeson in Othello. He said "I'm Doctor Sweatt and I'll be performing your surgery" I remember his eyes seemed a little jaundiced but knowledgeable. I guess he just wanted to make sure that it was alright that I would let him perform the surgery. It's very sad that a man's skin color is still questioned in this age of "enlightenment", even by the man himself. He told me I had an Acute Pneumothorax. I guess that's the fancy word for collapsed lung.

I went in to surgery the next day and I assume everything went well cause I'm still here and breathing fine almost 30 years later. The male nurse the night before explained that when you go in to surgery you are put under, and I mean under. The only level below anesthesia is death. It is actually lower than comatose. In the words of the late Johnny Carson "I did not know that".

I woke up in the recovery room and immediately afterwards the nurse induced me to cough up this awful black gunk. It hurt like hell but it had to be done to prevent pneumonia from setting in.

Pneumonia is the "operative" word here. On his next visit Dr. Sweatt explained what he had done in surgery and what caused the collapse in the first place. We already knew there was a hole in my lung but how did it get there.

Pneumonia.. It seems I had had pneumonia before (A whole other story). Scar tissue left over had become infected and literally infected a hole through my lung. This allowed air to escape the lungs and spread between the lung and chest wall causing the collapse.

What's stranger is what he told me next. He kept my lung inflated by gluing it to my chest wall, with talcum powder.

Well it worked. I haven't had a problem yet except that since talc is nothing but powdered glass, to this day little bits of it are continually working their way up and out of my skin as tiny white pimples.

Anyway I owe a debt of gratitude to Dr. James Sweatt. I could not have been in better hands. I have the scars to prove it.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Yours for the axing

In the late winter of '77 my friend Johnny Langford and I decided to leave Loon Lake, WA.. and thumb our way back south, he to Oklahoma and me to Texas. We actually made fairly good time despite the fact that we were scraggly hippies and Johnny wore a patch over the eye he lost when he was 9.

We had several interesting events but the theme is scars, right?

We had made it to, and through, Albuquerque but it was getting late and very, very, VERY cold. It started to sleet and the wind was blowing right through us. We decided to head back into town to see if we could find accommodations for the night.

We turned and walked about 20 feet when a chick pulled up in an old VW and said "Hey, do you guys need a place to crash". I looked at Johnny and then back at the girl and almost in unison we said "Hell yes". We loaded in to her car and she took us not too far to a ranch that had three houses on it. We had sleeping bags so we were happy just having a roof over our heads.

In the morning we awoke and they served us breakfast and everyone decided to have a sweat in one of several sweat lodges they had constructed. There were several people living on the property that had been left to this one guy by his grandfather. All was going well, especially when the girls got naked for the sweat (No this is not a sex story so forget it). We had to build a fire to heat the rocks so I volunteered to cut some kindling like I had done every morning back on Ralph and Ethyls ranch (That's another story).

They had some very dry pine logs which could be easily to split. I had the axe. The log was too easy to split. It seemed to go through the log like butter and didn't stop until it made contact with my knee. To say it was painful would be an understatement.

Here is the amazing part. As I write this, I still have trouble finding the scar even knowing exactly where it is. Why? Well, I'm not sure but it might be because of how our new found friends took care of my knee.

They escorted me hobbling and bleeding up to one of the houses. I had to drop my pants because that was the only way to get to the wound (Still not a sex story). One of the girls proceeded to grab a Vitamin-E capsule and an Aloe Vera plant. She punched a pin hole in the Vitamin capsule and squeezed some into the wound. Next she cut off a tip of the Aloe vera and repeated the process. They bandaged my knee and that was that. Of course I was still in pain but not too bad. I couldn't bend my knee for quite a while but that didn't stop me from hobbling back down and enjoying a sweat with a few naked women (I said no sex, ok). That certainly seemed to ease the pain a bit.

We stayed there about 3 days before deciding to continue southward (now eastward). Hitchhiking with a bumb leg is no fun but but we eventually made it to Oklahoma. At that time a decided to remove the bandage and to my, and everyone else's, amazement it was healed.

To this day the scar is nothing more than a small blemish on my left knee.

Appendix, bah, who needs 'em

I was in the middle of doing something that I hate doing... cleaning my room. I guess that's why no one believed me when I doubled over in pain. They figured I was faking just to get out of the task at hand. I wasn't faking.

Chubby Checker had just released "The Twist" about two weeks before and some believe that is what aggravated my appendix to become inflamed. My twisting days were over.

My hospital stay was actually fun. My friend and baseball mate Kurt Smalley was having his tonsils removed and we kept ourselves entertained by conducting wheelchair races up and down the halls of St. Francis in Tulsa.

I was laying in the hospital bed when all of a sudden the doctor and several nurses came rushing in gave me a shot of something and gathered me up and wheeled my straight in to the operating room.

I'm told that my appendix burst just as the surgeon made the incision. If they had waited any longer.......

That really screwed up my summer because I couldn't do anything that required physical strength. No baseball, no swimming and no twisting.

A pain in the foot

My sister Vickie and I disagree about this event. Not that it happened but why it happened. We were playing mumbledee peg and somehow a knife ended up in my foot after my sister threw it. She was standing about 20 ft. away and she says I told her she couldn't throw it that far. I certainly didn't intend that she throw it at my foot but... she did.

Batter up!

When I was five, my brother hit me in the head with a baseball bat. It was my fault. I wanted to be "hind-catcher" even after Luckee told me not to. Every Tulsa boy played baseball so I wanted to as well. Bless his heart. Luckee didn't know I was there. Fortunately it was a glancing blow but to a five year old it was the end of the world.

Between the blood, sweat and the tears I ran towards home down Braden St. screaming bloody murder. I just knew I was going to die. My mom gathered me up and took me for my first cognizant visit to the hospital. The gave me a local anesthetic and stitched my forehead back together just above my left eye.

If I can find it, I think I have a picture of me wearing my bandage like a badge of honor.

Scars - Not as bad as it sounds

My mom tells me that I saw a whale when I was a year old. I think it was in Elliot Bay or Pugett Sound but I'm not sure. Funny, I don't remember. I do remember cutting myself on the left thigh with a razorblade though. Mom says I told her a fly bit me. Why I told her that I don't know. It must have been just associating the cut with the fly that landed on my leg shortly after the incident. I remember the blood but I don't remember feeling any pain. I still have the scar. That was the first of many scars to come.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Callie - a different kind of scar

April 11, 1983 - March 12, 2002

Callie was my constant companion for 19 years. Born on my brother's birthday, she lived in the same house her entire life. When I first saw that little kitten with no tail, I knew there was something special about her. I almost regret having her neutered as she was never able to pass on those sweet characteristics. She would always be there to greet me when I came home and would always have the saddest look in her eyes when I left. She was family. Her passing has left a void in my heart that is equal to the passing of any of my relatives. She will be sorely missed. Today would have been her 22nd birthday.

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